I had a dream I was Danica Patrick hunting for a bear in the woods with the police department from Twilight. When we noticed a mauled corpse in a tree, I had to poke it with a stick as scientific protocol so requires.
Suddenly, out popped the bear, except it wasn't a bear, it was Yngwie Malmsteen with a bearskin draped over his shoulders.
He played a sorrowful farewell for the bear on his guitar as he walked off into the mist.
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